Today is the day that the sky burst open with glorious rays of light as angelic beings descended to the people of Earth and said "Be Warned! For we bring tidings of unsettling news! For unto you is born this day in the city of *mumbles* a child who shall be destined as a hero of his country and be deservant of much worship. And there was dancing, rejoicing and fornication throughout the land. Today, he rules over all as The Great and Powerful One, overseeing things that must overseen and smiting those who must be smote (smited? smitten...no...) for such is the business of being worshiped and generally irresistible.